

Those days felt like a dream. She was the daughter of a commoner. We met during one of my frequent clandestine visits to the old part of town, and fell in love with each other. Of course, our marriage was frowned upon, but we were happy nonetheless. We were really happy.
Bilbo Baggins: the only guy to ever read the terms and conditions
petition to replace the phrase “when hell freezes over” with “when sherlock season 3 airs”

Does Benedict Cumberatch have a brother?
Getting desperate are we?
These are all funny as hell.
does benedict cumberbatch live
WHY DOES BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH LIKE HAM
Does Benedict Cumberbatch have children
WHEN YOU’RE LEANING OFF YOUR BED TO GRAB SOMETHING AND YOU TRY TO GET BACK UP ONLY REALIZE YOU’VE LEANED TOO FAR AND THERE’S JUST THAT FEELING OF SHAME AS YOU LET YOUR BODY SLIDE OFF THE BED BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T PULL YOURSELF BACK UP IN TIME
What are you supposed to say after you accidentally misidentify someone’s gender? Standing there all awkward like saying “I’m sorry that I thought that your penis defines who you are,” isn’t exactly classy.